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Drive Safely

By: betin1975Published: 09/22/2001
 
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This comes from the "you know you're in deep sh*t when" file. Just imagine the face on the passenger of this ride.

Drive Safely

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    Hey (0 replies)
    started by juniorsimms
    (09.23.2001 4:32:28 AM EST)
    I don't care if it rains or freezes
    as long as I have my plastic Jesus
    riding on the dashboard of my car.


    -Billy Magnum, mama's boy

    When I die I want to be cremated and
    thrown in Osama Bin Laden's face.

    This is a photo - Not a cartoon (0 replies)
    started by roostercogburn
    (09.22.2001 12:36:40 PM EST)

    Just thought I'd get VJ on my butt. She hasn't yelled at me lately. I kinda miss that.

    Goofballs to betin1975

    Jesus Christ, Hang On! (0 replies)
    started by misspk
    (09.22.2001 9:44:30 AM EST)
    They say you should never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly! :-)

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...TLC

    mexican driver's (1 reply)  
    started by lepervier
    (09.22.2001 1:07:28 AM EST)
    maybe a taxi in Cancun

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