"A lame duck session, for people who don't know what that means, it means the Senate is coming and the House is coming back between now and Christmas and they've got a few days to get some big things done."Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "President Bush Holds Press Conference, Presidential Hall, Dwight D. Eisenhower Executive Office Building," Nov. 7, 2002
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"[I hope] my child will ge a good [Roman] Catholic like me." — Madonna
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#161 The first TV network kids show in the U.S. was "Captain Kangaroo".
Yo Mama ...
is so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom? A: A pickpocket snatches watches.
Judging by some of the stuff...
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misspk
(10.15.2001 9:02:59 AM EST)
...I've run across on the internet, he might want to skip the Birds & Bees talk, and get him straight into therapy :-)
*wink,giggle,blush*
Good one, Grand
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kweenbee
(10.14.2001 7:53:43 PM EST)
I have to watch my grandkids all the time when I'm on or when they use it.
Love the country, live to pee outside!
LMAO!
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tjshere
(10.14.2001 1:07:46 PM EST)
The look on mom's face makes the toon!
Yet another classic, Patron. You da man.
They have awakened a sleeping giant. Vengeance will be ours!
Works the other way for me .....
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marvin
(10.14.2001 11:08:40 AM EST)
my son shows me all the good sites ..... the best site he ever introduced me to was GOOFBALL.COM !!!!!! Yeah !!!!!
Am I first????
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juniorsimms
(10.14.2001 4:26:38 AM EST)
who gives a flip? Just want to say to GP that you've been submitting some pretty good stuff here lately pal. Keep this stuff coming.
I want everyone to have a good time but I hang around anyway.
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Love the country, live to pee outside!
