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By: thegrandpatronPublished: 12/17/2001
 
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Who's the lucky one here? Seems like a win/win situation to me.

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    somebody should do a series on this (0 replies)
    started by thecritic
    (12.18.2001 4:11:44 AM EST)

    Let PK be the pharmacist, have TJ make the large condom purchase. Then have PK ask him why since he can't even get it up. Then have HarryMonkBubble come in and buy 35 tubes of KYJelly and have PK him if he has a heavy date with Conner.. Yeah, this would make a great series.

    hahaha

    My heroes have always been cowboys

    Good pic Grand. (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (12.17.2001 9:25:16 PM EST)

    LMAO@Jason13 ^5

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    Bigins. (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (12.17.2001 6:49:00 PM EST)

    I hate when you have to ask for extra large, why cant they just keep them out front with the rest of the condoms, instead of behind the counter.

    Pathological liars, whats TJ talking about? I can control my lies to 5 a day, now. ha ha

    Typical American Woman, (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (12.17.2001 8:51:23 AM EST)


    Big Hair,
    Big Tits,
    Big Pussy.

    I like the signs (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (12.17.2001 8:13:12 AM EST)

    found on the counter that say, "If you don't see it, ask for it!"

      

    lmao (0 replies)
    started by obiwan
    (12.17.2001 6:35:27 AM EST)

    good one.

    I prefer goofy condoms tho. With a hole at the end. Gotta see the woman's face afterwards!

    ~Obiwan~

    The phone number.... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (12.17.2001 3:55:20 AM EST)

    Is for Pathological Liars Anonymous.

    Then again, perhaps he stores cigars in them. Gotta keep Monica happy.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    Life is full of surprises.... (1 reply)
    started by jason13
    (12.17.2001 0:38:17 AM EST)

    See, unbeknownst to him, SHE'S got the phone number to her cousin, Bertha "Mad Cow" Gablinsky ......

    ... and unbeknownst to her, the purchase is for HIS boyfriend.

    Extra-Large: just my size (0 replies)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (12.17.2001 0:08:55 AM EST)


    He's getting more than a phone number, I tell you what.

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    Really? (2 replies)  
    started by beckdaddy
    (12.17.2001 0:05:05 AM EST)

    Who'd a thunk it?

    BTW...who you f*cking to get so many submissions?? LMMFAO!!

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