"This administration is doing everything we can to end the stalemate in an efficient way. We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end." -George W. Bush, April 10, 2001
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Snapple Facts
#11 Flamingos are pink because they eat shrimp.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She gets runs in her jeans.
One Liners
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your email? A: Rename the folder to "Instructions Manuals".
"Crack Kills"
"Little Brown Noser"
"Good thing it's not Chili Night"
!! YOU GUYS TOOK MY LINE !!
Reminiscent....
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started by
jason13
(12.19.2001 9:02:53 AM EST)
.... of a .bmp file that was floating around a couple years ago: "lostpup." Ring any bells with anyone? It was hilarious.
Crack Kills.
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started by
proverbialchump
(12.19.2001 7:58:46 AM EST)
and that night there was a full cavity search for Sparky the missing elf, whom didnt want to make toys anymore, but rather pursue his career as a proctologist.
This elf is no loss
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started by
tjshere
(12.19.2001 3:33:37 AM EST)
He was just a brown-noser anyway.
He's not nearly as handsome as he used to be either, is he Luvly1? ;^)
^5, lady.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
Kill The Elves !
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started by
marvin
(12.19.2001 3:05:20 AM EST)
Damn I'm going to miss them this year.
Now, if only Santa had some chili, he'd soon find his missing elf.
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
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