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Mice And Men

By: acidintervalPublished: 01/05/2002
 
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Who likes reading instructions? At least they are attempting to practice safe sex.

Mice And Men

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    Dental Dam? (1 reply)
    started by misspk
    (01.06.2002 1:55:28 PM EST)

    If you need one, re-evaluate the situation. Nuff said :-)

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...

    What are you guys thinking? (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (01.06.2002 10:17:20 AM EST)

    I use Saran Wrap! Its oven safe and keeps my meet from getting freezer burn!

      

    Oh man (2 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (01.05.2002 3:59:49 PM EST)

    I hope for his sake that one hasn't been used yet.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    I guess (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (01.05.2002 10:40:59 AM EST)

    I'm supposed to reply to this

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    Lesbian Mice? (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (01.05.2002 8:44:37 AM EST)


    No MAN would ever suggest reading the Instructions.
    ...and that's my final answer.

    It's more fun (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (01.05.2002 4:49:56 AM EST)

    if you let the woman put it on for you ;-)

    Kiss my Ass !

    Typical just typical ! (7 replies)  
    started by luvly1
    (01.05.2002 1:07:23 AM EST)

    Mice ...men ... it's all the same!....:)

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