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Men In The Kitchen

By: luvly1Published: 01/08/2002
 
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Sometimes it's just not a good idea.

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    What an idiot (0 replies)
    started by malcom
    (01.08.2002 9:48:37 PM EST)

    Everyone knows cookbooks are best served broiled not boiled.Sheesh!

    When .... (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (01.08.2002 3:19:30 PM EST)

    his good wife gets home his goose will be cooked for certain !

    Kiss my Ass !

    Kiss the chef (0 replies)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (01.08.2002 10:36:23 AM EST)


    Ok. I'll stay out of the kitchen.

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
    Speaking from.... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (01.08.2002 8:06:09 AM EST)


    ...experience Luvly?

    I once read or is that I read once, oh well, that "No man has ever been Shot while doing the Dishes".

    I also have never seen, where a man has been Shot while Eating Pussy. At least not by the woman involved.
    I'll stick to the latter.

    uh-oh (4 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (01.08.2002 3:59:15 AM EST)

    I hope step 2 isnt.....chop nuts.

    ^5 Luv. This one hit me funny.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

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