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No Sports

By: luvly1Published: 01/18/2002
 
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Well of course this would be his only other option.

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    Does she have (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (01.18.2002 2:00:25 PM EST)

    an option ?

    Kiss my Ass !

    I don't know cuz,... (1 reply)
    started by flwrmaiden
    (01.18.2002 1:10:11 PM EST)


    Some guys think that making love IS a sport!

    LMMFAO@Grand! (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (01.18.2002 12:00:26 PM EST)

    Good pic hon. ^5

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    I can agree with this (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (01.18.2002 8:53:06 AM EST)


    Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

    I can agree with this (1 reply)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (01.18.2002 8:50:50 AM EST)

    Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
    It's called a Wedding Cake.

    This couple looks like... (3 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (01.18.2002 8:49:07 AM EST)


    ...they're into Oral Sex. When they look at each other she says, "Screw You!" and his tender reply is, "Fuck You!".

    LMAO

    !! GO RAMS !!

    OK, but (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (01.18.2002 7:43:08 AM EST)

    At least get her to bring you a beer first.

    Sorry, PC. I have no idea who said that. He has the right idea though. ;^)

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    Sex games. (0 replies)  
    started by proverbialchump
    (01.18.2002 5:26:26 AM EST)

    "I beleive in going to church every Sunday, except when there is a game on."

    Alright GBers, can you guess which comedian had originally said this line?

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