"There's no bigger task than protecting the homeland of our country." Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush at 'Simon for Governor' Luncheon," Aug. 23, 2002
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"My girlfriend asked me if I slept well. I said no, I made a couple mistakes." — Steven Wright, Comedian
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#201 The only one-syllabled U.S. state is Maine.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly she could gag a maggot on a gutwagon.
One Liners
Q: What's the speed limit of sex? A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
If all women dressed this way it would eliminate alot of problems in the workplace, and on the drive home. Do you think that her heels would keep geting caught in the steering wheel?
...get Whiplash interviewing this gal. Between trying to look down her Top and up her Skirt.
OH yeah, Ha Ha LMAO Roger
LMAO!
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tjshere
(01.13.2002 8:53:04 AM EST)
In her case, I wouldn't mind having her sit blow me either. Er, I mean below me.
Funny toon, your Grandness. ^5!
Never fear.....TJ's here!
This HR Dept. rips!
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proverbialchump
(01.13.2002 6:39:21 AM EST)
Women should always be put high upon a pedestal. High enough to look up their dress.
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The foundations of the great European cathedrals go down as far as forty or fifty feet. In some instances, they form a mass of stone as great as that of the visible building above the ground.
Love the country, live to pee outside!
