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Off Limits

By: proverbialchumpPublished: 03/16/2002
 
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You've been listening to Dr. Laura again, haven't you?

Off Limits

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    it would be even........ (0 replies)
    started by dtahellyeah
    (03.21.2002 4:33:56 PM EST)

    more scary if the fence was electric.

    DON'T TRUST ANYONE

    He's quick! (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (03.16.2002 12:53:59 PM EST)

    Huh?...What made him think there's a problem?

    Why, (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (03.16.2002 11:49:48 AM EST)

    Do people keep spying on my wife and I?

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    Absolutely amazing! (0 replies)
    started by misspk
    (03.16.2002 8:49:29 AM EST)

    He noticed with such little to go on.

    (Sorry men, but it's true :-)

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...

    The Man: (4 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (03.16.2002 6:57:09 AM EST)


    "Then I suppose a Blow Job is out of the question"

    Work Relations. (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (03.16.2002 5:36:28 AM EST)

    That just leaves you with more hands on experience from the hands off limitations.

    If she listens to Dr. Laura.... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (03.16.2002 4:37:20 AM EST)

    RUN!!!

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    Role playing (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (03.16.2002 3:21:26 AM EST)

    When you said you had a fetish, I never would have thought it involved prison camp fantasies of Hogan's Heroes.

    Do you want to play Colonel Klink or should I?

    Yes you did (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (03.16.2002 2:41:56 AM EST)

    You brought a damn cat home. Notice it's on your side of the barb wire.

    My kinda woman.


    Just protecting my sheep

    Apology not accepted (0 replies)  
    started by nakedcanuck
    (03.16.2002 1:19:33 AM EST)


    No spooning for you tonight.

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