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Life in the fast lane?
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started by
luvly1
(03.23.2002 1:55:38 PM EST)
I think this highway needs several new by passes!....:)!
Heck...at least a few rest areas would come in handy!
Sheeeett......and sex used to come with life in the fast lane!
Times they are a changing!
I'm glad
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started by
sassygal
(03.22.2002 1:27:12 PM EST)
I don't have use for much more than the sex.. my computer is slow enough as it is.. haha!
No wonder
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started by
kweenbee
(03.21.2002 11:46:55 AM EST)
I can't learn anything on this damn thing.
Love the country, live to pee outside!
Clue me in, here.
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started by
proverbialchump
(03.21.2002 6:29:37 AM EST)
You mean there is stuff on the net, other then sex? Technology, medicine, and science, when did this all come about? Where would I find this, under fetishes?
LMAO@GP
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started by
malcom
(03.21.2002 6:02:54 AM EST)
Like so many sperm taking the fallopian exit.
I wonder.......
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started by
tjshere
(03.21.2002 5:44:59 AM EST)
How many of those guys are judges and priests?
Never fear.....TJ's here!
I never go to any of....
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started by
sted5
(03.21.2002 4:06:15 AM EST)
Them sex sites, only good educational Christian stuff for this fine upstanding citizen
That's me ....
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started by
marvin
(03.21.2002 3:14:29 AM EST)
in the center lane.
A funny thing happened today...
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started by
willi
(03.21.2002 1:48:58 AM EST)
when my girl was taking me to the hospital. We took a wrong exit and she encountered a case of "log jam" she'll never forget, courtesy of me!
As Yogi Berra says
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  started by
roger
(03.21.2002 0:21:57 AM EST)
"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."
Good one TJ
^5
Just protecting my sheep
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