"But I also made it clear to (Vladimir Putin) that it's important to think beyond the old days of when we had the concept that if we blew each other up, the world would be safe." -George W. Bush, May 1, 2001
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"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." — Rodney Dangerfield
Snapple Facts
#6 A honey bee can fly at 15mph.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
One Liners
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
If they could hear it themselves they'd blow their brains out. Which of course is what this guy did.
Just protecting my sheep
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