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... is so fat, She uses a basketball as a hackey sack!
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Q. Where does virgin wool come from? A. Ugly sheep.
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
12 Blow Jobs?
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started by
thegrandpatron
(06.24.2002 9:15:53 AM EST)
That's probably 11 more than she gave that old fart late husband of hers.
after those 12 bjs
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started by
obiwan
(06.24.2002 4:38:16 AM EST)
I would rather use her tits. Bet they wouldnt have such bad breath.
~Obiwan~
Tell me.....
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started by
tjshere
(06.24.2002 3:42:29 AM EST)
How is she going to spend the other 23 and a half hours of that day? Jeez, 12 more would probably be a drop in the bucket for her.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
Can they do that ?
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started by
marvin
(06.24.2002 3:08:52 AM EST)
Then I hope I get called up for jury service real soon ! LOL
I don't...
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started by
acidinterval
(06.24.2002 1:59:06 AM EST)
really don't care to hear about other men getting of. lol
Damn....
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started by
roger
(06.24.2002 0:36:53 AM EST)
with that much money I could pay for my trailer.
Just protecting my sheep
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~Obiwan~
