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is so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
One Liners
Q. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? A. Anyone can roast beef.
It's obvious
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started by
kweenbee
(07.04.2002 9:39:57 PM EST)
He isn't there on the GI bill.
Love the country, live to pee outside!
Hey
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started by
thegrandpatron
(07.04.2002 1:58:07 PM EST)
he's only got 46 more hours left before he can get his B.S.
Yeah.....
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started by
tjshere
(07.04.2002 1:04:09 PM EST)
But he can weave a basket like nobody you've ever seen, and he paid for the lessons with YOUR tax dollars. I guess we should ALL feel proud.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
He's determined
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started by
marvin
(07.04.2002 2:28:00 AM EST)
to get that art degree !
Proud Parents ?
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started by
marvin
(07.04.2002 2:25:35 AM EST)
they have to be bankrupt by now with all the student support required.
He got laid once in the sixties and is still hoping those threads still work...
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
hey
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started by
jonauc99
(07.04.2002 0:09:29 AM EST)
if you are good at something, stick with it.
-=Jon=-
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Love the country, live to pee outside!
