"There was a good news story in Mississippi. I went down there and—itwasn't because of me, it was because the doctors and the citizens understandthe cost of a trial system gone array and they got themselves a law."Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "President Calls for Medical LiabilityReform," Jan. 16, 2003
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Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job? A: After 5 years your job will still suck.
I suppose it's...
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started by
rosea1
(07.15.2002 9:13:20 AM EST)
insisting on a deposit????
My goodness.
How things have changed...:)
I must say
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started by
thegrandpatron
(07.15.2002 6:05:07 AM EST)
the only thing I'm happy with is, being able to pay for gasoline at the pump, and I don't have to go inside and wait in line while some loser complains about being broke and not feeling well. While he's buying beer, cigarettes and lottery tickets.
I never understood why I have to pay to get MY damn money. If my bank's computers are down then I gotta pay double if I use another bank's ATM...
However if a check bounces that charge me 30 bucks..
I was writing a check in a restaurant once and I noticed they had a sign up saying they charged 30 bucks for any returned checks. I asked the waitress if she wanted me to just go ahead and include the 30 bucks in the check
waaaaaa hahahahaha
Just protecting my sheep
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