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At The Bar

By: rogerPublished: 09/13/2002
 
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Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.

At The Bar

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    hahahahahahaha (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (09.15.2002 0:48:31 AM EST)

    That looks like a Donut and Tem cut&paste if I ever saw one. ^5

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    T-Shirt.. (0 replies)
    started by michaelcarl
    (09.13.2002 5:50:17 PM EST)

    I got a Yaegermeister T-shirt but don't remember how.

    I'm Glad..... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.13.2002 8:45:23 AM EST)

    this isn't a full picture. I think he had Chili for dinner too.

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    started by tjshere
    (09.13.2002 2:42:25 AM EST)

    Those damn chasers will do it to you every time.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    But while... (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (09.13.2002 2:35:24 AM EST)

    I got you on the phone. Can you give me your credit card number, to pay fror his drinks!!

    How is a KISS like gossip? it goes from mouth to mouth

    Well boys (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (09.13.2002 0:16:35 AM EST)


    It just don't get no better than this..

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