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Hey.......You guys....
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started by
ladybug
(10.15.2002 5:10:42 PM EST)
...just have never had the
right kind of nurse....
like me! Of course, I draw the
line at holding the phone!
LMAO @ The Chump
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started by
thegrandpatron
(10.15.2002 7:54:51 AM EST)
She'll lend a hand my ass. She'll go get a Male Nurse to help out. Don't trust that BITCH !
Yeah right...
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started by
proverbialchump
(10.15.2002 6:12:36 AM EST)
whats she gonna do, hold the phone for him. ha ha ha
tomorrow
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started by
acidinterval
(10.15.2002 1:35:35 AM EST)
Im going out to break my arm...
Bless that child.
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started by
kweenbee
(10.15.2002 0:33:04 AM EST)
She's such a missionary. A regular Florence Nightingale. Hahahahahahaha. Every nurse I ever had was old and ugly and then I go home to the same shit.
Love the country, live to pee outside!
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Love the country, live to pee outside!
