"It would be helpful if we opened up ANWR (Arctic National Wildlife Refuge). I think it's a mistake not to. And I would urge you all to travel up there and take a look at it, and you can make the determination as to how beautiful that country is." -George W. Bush, at a White House Press conference, March 29, 2001
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"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." — Rod Stewart
Snapple Facts
#11 Flamingos are pink because they eat shrimp.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, Her blood type is Ragu.
One Liners
Q: What can a bird do that a man cannot do? A: Whistle through his pecker!
He doesn't take
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started by
marvin
(10.21.2002 4:37:19 AM EST)
a lot of winding up.
Better buy now
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started by
tjshere
(10.21.2002 3:29:10 AM EST)
While he still has a head.
I'm trying to look at things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
what kinda ass....
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started by
acidinterval
(10.21.2002 3:19:27 AM EST)
would sell this sort thing.... I bet Osama is BEHIND this himself.
If I'm paying.....
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started by
willi
(10.21.2002 0:39:58 AM EST)
$7.95 for a Saddam doll, I want the original! I'm sure it's hidden underneath that pile of look-alike and imposter dolls.
One of them looks like TJ.
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started by
kweenbee
(10.21.2002 0:27:28 AM EST)
Wait a minute, I see Grand as well and there's ol PC bringin up the rear. Pun intended. Hahahahaha. ^5
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