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Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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George W. Bush |
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"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." - Greater Nashua, N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000
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"I told him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Coach, Idon't know and I don't care.'"
— Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player
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Snapple Facts |
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#126 A pigeon's feathers are heavier than its bones.
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Yo Mama ... |
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is so poor burglars break in her house and leave money
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One Liners |
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Q: Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
A: Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
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Love the country, live to pee outside!
