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Lonely Man Seeks Gypsy Fortune Teller

By: thecriticPublished: 11/01/2002
 
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Rogaine for the palms.

Lonely Man Seeks Gypsy Fortune Teller

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    definitely in his own hands.

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    Geez, dude, pick up the pace a little. Some friction will keep that stuff worn down.

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