"First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill."—Bush, speaking about terrorism and poverty Source: Public Papers of the Presidents, "The President's News Conference WithPresident Macapagal-Arroyo of the Philippines," May 26, 2003
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#218 A jackrabbit can travel more than 12 feet in one hop.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly that when she looks at a glass of milk it turns to cheese.
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between a woman and a coffin? A: You come in one and go in the other.
I got a feeling...
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started by
willi
(11.26.2002 4:13:05 PM EST)
he's gonna encounter a tougher swim than escaping from Alcatraz.
The bad thing is he's going to be fighting one hell of a tide.
ROFL!!
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started by
tjshere
(11.26.2002 9:55:04 AM EST)
We seem to have a particulary good batch of contributions today. This is hilarious, SW. ^5, lady.
This guy will probably think he tunneled into the kitchen's warehouse.
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