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I guess.......
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tjshere
(03.03.2003 4:01:39 AM EST)
Pitchers had to revamp their repertoire when the spitball was banned.
Hey, how long ago did you submit this??? The Diamondbacks won the series in 2001! Hahahaha.
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vmax97
(03.02.2003 10:17:27 PM EST)
Well, just wonder what he is putting on it! LOL Nice one roger!
I'd try anything twice, just to make sure! LOL
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