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Choking The Chicken

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 03/11/2003
 
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Farmer Brown and my husband have a lot in common.

Choking The Chicken

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    Yes I can read Marvin (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (03.14.2003 1:38:29 AM EST)


    Farmer Brown's neighbor is named Jones.

    hahahahaha


    Just protecting my sheep
    Can't you lot read ? (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (03.12.2003 2:20:16 PM EST)

    It says 'farmer Brown' ! He's my neighbour and friend, it's not me ! Hahahahahahahahaha

    LMAO @ SK and Rog (0 replies)
    started by harrymonkbubble
    (03.11.2003 8:29:53 AM EST)

    But if it were truly Farmer Marvin, he would have said,"I'm going to choke my chickens chickens tonight."


    Waaaaaahahahahahahaha

    Wait? Do chickens have Cocks? Hahaha

    Roger and Bookah Sitting In A Tree K I S S I N G

    I have the perfect title (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (03.11.2003 1:07:21 AM EST)


    Somewhere In England


    Just protecting my sheep
    oh, those farmers (0 replies)  
    started by suicideking
    (03.11.2003 0:21:14 AM EST)

    Marvin must be in charge of this farm

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    I'm bleeding profusely from the anus.

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