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	"I'm a uniter not a divider. That means when it comes time to sew up your chest cavity, we use stitches as opposed to opening it up." -- Bush, on David Letterman, March 2, 2000. (the audience booed)

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	"Bitch set me up." — Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC

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	#141 The square dance is the official dance of the state of Washington.

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