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damn
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bigjohn2
(04.21.2003 8:40:13 PM EST)
thats to the point
Oh man
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started by
thegrandpatron
(04.21.2003 8:03:32 PM EST)
What a romantic.
Great line!
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started by
tjshere
(04.21.2003 5:42:14 AM EST)
I've heard that women who have magnificent tits really appreciate it when you pay attention to their other body parts.
So many perverts to choose from
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started by
marvin
(04.21.2003 4:51:56 AM EST)
but it was probably the one in the cowboy hat ! Hahahahahahahahaha
Pick up lines
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started by
luvly1
(04.21.2003 1:16:12 AM EST)
Those who use them should be picked up & carried away forever.
Very nice coloring job Critic.
Damn...
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started by
oxbrain
(04.21.2003 0:08:36 AM EST)
I want to be a bartender just so I can hit on girls and if they get pissed just say it's from someone else...
"Wank on. Wank off."
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