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Shoo fly

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 01/03/2003
 
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Do they live that long? We're all doomed.

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    eww @ SK's title (0 replies)
    started by gurly
    (01.07.2003 4:08:30 PM EST)

    lol...you guys are all whacked

    I hate to say it but (3 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (01.03.2003 7:45:12 AM EST)

    this looks an awful lot like TJ, doesn't it?
    How you feeling Buddy?

    When the patient...... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (01.03.2003 3:40:32 AM EST)

    Is hearing flies talk to him, it's time to remove the IV bag.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    maggots are tasty (0 replies)
    started by suicideking
    (01.03.2003 3:18:41 AM EST)

    I worked at Arbys the summer before I went away to college, and one day I got asked to take trash out back to the big dumpster... and it was completely full, because they hadn't been picking it up for a while for some reason...so we had to throw bags up onto the top (it was one of the really big ones, like twice my height)... and some stuff fell out the side, and there were like millions of maggots.. like seriously, there were so many all over the parking lot that you could just see all this white stuff...it was pretty damn sick


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    Flies (0 replies)
    started by seaweedy
    (01.03.2003 1:01:22 AM EST)

    I knew a girl who didn't like flies ... until she opened a few.

    That would be my luck (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (01.03.2003 0:23:14 AM EST)


    Only if I remember correctly it was more than one fly involved....

    ohhhhh and the damn ants I fried with a magnifying glass, I hope none of 'em lived.

    Then there were the turtles I put on their backs.

    You don't want me to get into what I did with the cats.

    hahahahahaha


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