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New Year's Drunks

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 12/31/2003
 
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At most New Year's parties this really isn't necessary.

New Year's Drunks

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started by bigjohn2
(01.02.2004 3:35:45 PM EST)

least he has a patent on it he's got a good gig everyear...lmfao

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He's in accounting (0 replies)  
started by tjshere
(12.31.2003 8:48:36 AM EST)


He just wants to check out their assets to make sure none of them are in the red.

Hahaha, smart man and a funny toon. Thanks, SW.

Thank you, Missy!

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