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Q. Why did pilgrims' pants always fall down? A. Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat.
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thats alright
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simonsez
(08.24.2003 8:29:49 PM EST)
i didn't find it out until we were married for 4 years first. i just thought i had a woman that loved it in the butt.
I never forget a face, but in your case
I'll be glad to make an exception.
Do you reckon she's already married? Has the clap, maybe? Maybe she's catholic ...
Tune in next week when we'll hear GP say, "EEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Great Caesar's Ghost
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started by
StorminNorman
(08.24.2003 2:39:07 PM EST)
This is an outrage! How dare BDL wear white on his wedding day, he's been poked more times than a pin cushion!
Who knows if BDL is gay or not? Let God decide. I'm just gonna arrange the meeting
For not demanding a test ride first. You just never know what kind of nuts are out there.
On the plus side, her schween isn't as big as his nose.
Er... um....
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started by
luvly1
(08.24.2003 1:31:16 AM EST)
Well I'm not that kind of a pain the ass.
;-)
oh
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started by
bigjohn2
(08.24.2003 0:05:26 AM EST)
shit....lmfao
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