"People make suggestions on what to say all the time. I'll give you an example; I don't read what's handed to me. People say, 'Here, here's your speech, or here's an idea for a speech.' They're changed. Trust me."-Interview with the New York Times, March 15, 2000
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"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world." — Vice President Dan Quayle, 9/21/88
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#96 The average American will eat 35,000 cookies in his/her lifetime.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
One Liners
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact with a woman? A: Breasts don't have eyes.
It will damn near kill him to try and keep that one.
Nancy
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thecritic
(01.02.2004 0:29:02 AM EST)
was my new year's resolution but she's not married
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