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If that was my ex-wife I'd like to fuck her just to see if there was any difference than when she was alive. LMAO
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tjshere
(01.19.2004 2:12:16 AM EST)
I'll bet that gal is a hunk of burning love compared to my ex-wife.
And my ex isn't that attractive shade of blue either.
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