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Never Mind Him

By: wickedwomanPublished: 07/15/2003
 
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Somehow Verizon comes to mind. "Can you hear me now?"

Never Mind Him

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    Hang it'n yer ear! (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (07.15.2003 3:37:18 PM EST)

    Hahahahahahahahaha


    Love the country, live to pee outside

    If I were you ..... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.15.2003 9:52:03 AM EST)


    and I dropped some money on the floor, I'd just let it go.
    LET IT GO, Pal.

    Better ear than rear (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (07.15.2003 8:16:38 AM EST)

    Shhhhhh, quiet, honey. I hear someone coming.

    wtg, Wicked. Good `un!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Tyrone's dyslexic (1 reply)
    started by marvin
    (07.15.2003 2:10:40 AM EST)

    he always thought they ment aural sex!

    Kiss My Ass ;-)

    Tyrone (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (07.15.2003 2:09:51 AM EST)

    seems very pleased to meet the new BF

    Kiss My Ass ;-)

    I'm sorry honey (0 replies)
    started by thecritic
    (07.15.2003 0:52:32 AM EST)


    I can't hear what you're saying, there's a cock in my ear.

    Cowboys ain't easy to love

    Tyrone gave him the bone (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (07.15.2003 0:10:26 AM EST)


    He's now on his own

    this poem makes me groan.

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