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PMS Swat Team

By: tjsherePublished: 07/12/2003
 
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They should try lobbing in some chocolate grenades.

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    The swat team out here (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (07.15.2003 5:34:11 PM EST)
    Retired early. They made so much money working overtime because of Mizbee that they didn't need any more money.


    Love the country, live to pee outside

    What they should have done ... (1 reply)
    started by marvin
    (07.13.2003 2:18:27 PM EST)
    was send in a TWAT team. They're a crack bunch of assholes!

    Kiss My Ass ;-)
    Quick... (0 replies)
    started by michaelcarl
    (07.12.2003 5:32:17 PM EST)
    Whats the No. for 911?

    LMAO @ comments below! (3 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (07.12.2003 4:57:19 PM EST)
    Those guns probably fire hormone darts.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Battering Ram (4 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (07.12.2003 8:40:17 AM EST)
    Are they going to use a giant tampon to ram the door?

    pms (0 replies)
    started by simonsez
    (07.12.2003 7:40:07 AM EST)
    for men pms=
    pulling it
    my
    self

    I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

    Won't work (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (07.12.2003 0:22:18 AM EST)

    There's only 3 of them.

    hahahahaha

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