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Yo Mama ...
is so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said "Guess" is so she said levi's
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Q: Which is worse, Ignorance or Apathy? A: I don't know and I don't care.
TJ loves his annual checkup.
It's about all the action he sees all year.
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Sorry Doctor
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started by
marvin
(06.25.2003 11:24:57 AM EST)
but the tree's nuts aren't down there.
You'll have to get up into a bough to make if cough .... maybe a female pig will help .... that's a sow on the bough making a cow err cough.
Is that a safe sex tree?
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started by
luvly1
(06.25.2003 2:47:05 AM EST)
Er... Um...
Or do they call them "rubber tree"
plants sometimes?
Ooopsss...
there goes another rubber tree plant!
Yeah... Lame... So what?
ROFLMAO @ Roger!!
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started by
tjshere
(06.25.2003 0:39:11 AM EST)
I'm speechless. There's no way I can add anything to that. Waaaaaaaaa hahahahahaha!
The comment made by the dumb ass submitter is what really made it worth the view...
Leave?.. get it??
hahahahahahahahahahahaha< Yeah, I get it and you get 5...
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