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Fortune Teller

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 05/30/2003
 
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Gee, I wonder what it could be?

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    hahahahaha (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (06.01.2003 2:32:22 PM EST)

    some fortune teller...lol

    This must be .... (1 reply)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (05.30.2003 7:18:53 AM EST)


    that guy from Nantucket, I've heard so much about.

    For a fortune teller (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (05.30.2003 6:16:44 AM EST)

    she's not much of a seer.

    Kiss My Ass ;-)

    It's, it's, it's...... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (05.30.2003 3:02:27 AM EST)

    Too hard to top Roger's comment. LMAO!! ^5s to SW & da redneck.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Well whatever it is (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (05.30.2003 0:53:13 AM EST)


    it certainly ain't my wife in the crystal ball.

    hahahahaha


    Just protecting my sheep

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