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Pamper Me

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 08/17/2003
 
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    Hey SW (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (08.18.2003 7:08:30 PM EST)

    You forgot the yellow stains. Hahahahahaha.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    i have to ask (0 replies)
    started by simonsez
    (08.17.2003 11:14:42 PM EST)

    who changes them


    I never forget a face, but in your case
    I'll be glad to make an exception.
    lol (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.17.2003 8:47:02 PM EST)

    good one

    Well (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (08.17.2003 0:56:12 AM EST)


    The only two I see that need diapers are the snake and the cat cause I'mma stomp the shit outta both of 'em.

    hahahaha

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