"I appreciate people's opinions, but I'm more interested in news. And the best way to get the news is from objective sources, and the most objective sources I have are people on my staff who tell me what's happening in the world." —Bush, redefining "objectivity." Source: CNN, "Bush 'Not Paying Attention' to Democratic Race: President Getting His News From Aides," Sept. 23, 2003
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" I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers. " —Fry and Laurie
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#183 The Capitol building in Washington DC has 365 steps to represent every day of the year.
Yo Mama ...
teeth are is so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
One Liners
Q. Did you hear about the Polish Special Forces? A. They raided Macy's because they heard Bed Linen was on the 4th floor.
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hehehehehehehehe
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bigjohn2
(10.07.2003 8:27:03 PM EST)
and those damn beers just keep opening themselves and chasing me down....hahahahaha
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simonsez
(10.06.2003 10:38:11 AM EST)
they were so busy today that i have to go back next week to get the right tit removed.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Well
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thecritic
(10.06.2003 2:11:51 AM EST)
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