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Yo Mama ...
is so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
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keep it in a jar next to the jar with your wife sex drive that's been removed.
Sheee-it
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started by
tjshere
(10.23.2005 10:05:32 AM EST)
The doc probably just wants to create an opening at the country club.
oh hi j9
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started by
donutncoffee
(10.23.2005 0:15:18 AM EST)
you better get the doc to do a putter extension on old teej since he will have him on the table anyways
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