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Like A Jar Of Jalapenos

By: luvly1Published: 01/08/2006
 
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This must be the real reason I can't keep any weight on this bag of bones of mine.

Like A Jar Of Jalapenos

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    Hmmmmm, I never thought of that (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (01.08.2006 9:01:51 AM EST)


    I'll bet gay gays use jalapenos as a sexual aid.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    uhmm, luvly (0 replies)  
    started by leadj
    (01.08.2006 0:30:23 AM EST)

    but what nice bones they are :)

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