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Yo Mama ...
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Maaaan
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started by
lingleha
(03.25.2006 5:06:10 PM EST)
I don't even wanna touch this one. Ah Hell why not? Get off your lazy, fat fuckin' ass and do that shit yourself bitch and while your at it bring me a beer!!!!!!
Nudism - Feel the Freedom
uhmm
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started by
leadj
(03.25.2006 4:55:18 PM EST)
selective vision
hahahahaha
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started by
bigjohn2
(03.25.2006 2:05:13 PM EST)
I think I have that as well...
I'll bet even a blind man could see that aforementioned fat ass.
Yeah
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started by
roger
(03.25.2006 0:18:51 AM EST)
but he's got your fat ass to remind him, don't he
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