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Things You'll Never Hear From A Man

By: luvly1Published: 06/01/2006
 
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Unless they happen to be gay that is.

Things You'll Never Hear From A Man

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    A man? (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.01.2006 7:57:59 AM EST)

    I hope I never hear any of that.

    My wife (0 replies)  
    started by marrakeshman
    (06.01.2006 5:56:10 AM EST)
    has actually told me that she heard me say some of those things....LOL, but it was during this stage I was going through when I was having these queer and bizarre nightmares!...hahahaha

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