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Do I Hear Sirens?

By: luvly1Published: 08/10/2006
 
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How am I going to know dinner is ready if I keep forgetting to change the smoke detector batteries again?

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    I know the feeling, luvly. (0 replies)
    started by ajk454
    (08.10.2006 9:53:28 AM EST)

    And I often ask myself what I'm going to burn for dinner! Almost every night I have something that would qualify as blackened! The problem is I don't know anything about Cajun cooking!

    hey (1 reply)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (08.10.2006 6:57:10 AM EST)


    what's that she's holding in her hand?
    I think I remember someone saying that back in the old days there was something called books. I wonder if that's what one looks like.

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