"I should have clarified it by my statement. I just clarified it by my—not should have—I just."—Bush, trying to clarify a statement Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Holds Media Availability with Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi," Sept. 14, 2002
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"I am incapable of doing any real work on my own. You are my co-worker who will have to help me. Please advise." — Steve Schultz, Talentless Loser
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Yo Mama ...
so ugly you could tell the face only 'cuz it had ears.
One Liners
Q: Why do Canadians have sex doggie style? A: So they both can watch the hockey game.
editor's note:
Hey Ling, it looks like you need a bigger belt too.
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