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No Chance Of Parole?

By: luvly1Published: 03/29/2007
 
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What was it Mae West said? "Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution."

No Chance Of Parole?

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    started by bd2son
    (03.29.2007 8:30:10 AM EST)


    My first one lasted 20+.

    After an extended period of enjoying the single life I am now in to the second year of the second one. If'n I live 25 more years or if'n she lives 25 more years and if'n we can remember each others names by then this one should get last 25 or more.

    (_E=mc˛_)

    Oh Yea (0 replies)  
    started by bigswifty
    (03.29.2007 0:15:37 AM EST)

    Been there-done that!

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