"Brie and cheese." - Taunting a reporter who recently spent time on the West Coast, Crawford, Texas, Aug. 23, 2001
Random Quote
"Yes, ma'am? Right here, this lady. No-she! Yes-right-second rown [pointing]. Next to the guy in the blue shirt, holding her left hand up. It's a he-sorry about that. Gotta be careful. I'm very sorry. Go-ah-I-a thousand aplogies-go ahead." — President George Bush at a press conference
Snapple Facts
#67 There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal cracker zoo.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views!
One Liners
Q. What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? A. Dam!
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