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Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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"Some one of my visits—one of the reasons I'm visiting here is to ask the question, you know, to people, because if there's moving too slow or people are saying one thing and the other thing is not happening, now's the time to find out."—Bush, talking about hurricane relief Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks on Tornado Damage," May 13, 2003
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"I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was 'You'll never find anyone like me again!' I'm thinking, 'I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?'"
— Larry Miller, Comedian
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Snapple Facts |
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#218 A jackrabbit can travel more than 12 feet in one hop.
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Yo Mama ... |
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so ugly the NHL banned her for life.
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One Liners |
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Q: Why do women close their eyes during sex?
A: They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.
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