"Jessica Simpson is here with us, which means we've finally introduced reality TV to the Lincoln Theater."—Bush, introducing the pop singer and reality TV star on March 14 at Ford's Theater in Washington (where Lincoln was shot). Source: Richard Leiby, The Washington Post, "Reliable Source," March 16, 2004
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Yo Mama ...
so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.
One Liners
Q: What's the definition of macho? A: Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
Don't take life so seriously. You'll never make it out alive.
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