"I'm gonna talk about the ideal world, Chris. I've read- I understand reality. If you're asking me as the president, would I understand reality, I do."-On abortion, Hardball, MSNBC; May 31, 2000
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"I play football. I'm not trying to be a professor. The tests don't seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I haven't been through in school." — Clemson recruit Ray Forsythe, who was ineligible as a freshman because of academic requirements
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#86 Until the 19th century solid blocks of tea were used as money in Siberia.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitimate" because she couldn't read
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Q: How do you know you're leading a sad life? A: When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."
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