"Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment." - Interview with the New York Times, Jan. 14, 2001 (Thanks to Rachael Contorer.)
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The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
sorry kid
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RoosterCogburn
(02.13.2001 8:45:55 AM EST)
but your mom wasn't home last night.
Kids......
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started by
sillyfutner
(02.13.2001 0:52:17 AM EST)
They always say the Damnist things
First
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estoude1
(02.13.2001 0:03:14 AM EST)
Yeah, but YOU can't have any...
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.
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