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BTW, the latest poll shows Gore with a 2:1 lead among high school dropouts. (True.)
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stupid
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donut38
(09.18.2000 1:01:47 AM EST)
why does a word that means you can`t read have so many letters in it????????????????????????????
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estoude1
(09.18.2000 0:03:33 AM EST)
How true this is.
Or:
Hau troo thiss iz.
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