"In 2000, alone, obesity costs totaled the country an estimated cost of $117 billion." —Bush, promoting his Health and Fitness Initiative Source: The White House, "President Bush Highlights Health and Fitness Initiative: Remarks by the President on Fitness," July 18, 2003
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"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he canget me five." — Steven Wright, Comedian
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#211 The average koala sleeps 22 hours each day.
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so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
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Q: Why did God give men penises? A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
Back in his freshman year of college, Ron began to make simple prank calls to amuse himself and a few friends. Using a free telephone service, Dialpad.com-(no longer free), he would make prank calls all over the country. His hilarious pranks finally have a home at RonzPranks.com.
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Thanks for the link VJ
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