"Because we acted, torture rooms are closed, rape rooms no longer exist, mass graves are no longer a possibility in Iraq." —Bush, remarks at "Ask President Bush" event, Michigan, May 3, 2004
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#151 The fastest served ball in tennis was clocked at 154 mph in 1963.
Yo Mama ...
is like a bubble-gum machine... five cents a blow.
One Liners
Q: What do Osama bin Laden and Custer have in common? A: They both wondered: "Where the fuck are all those Tomahawks coming from?!"
Normally, I try to write up full sites that have something to offer. This week's site is just a small portion of Ze's Page. Just based on this parody, I'm sure the whole site is funny, but I have to be honest and tell you I did not have time to check out the whole thing. Either way, "When Office Supplies Attack" is funny enough to stand on its own.
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funny
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suicideking
(05.15.2002 2:02:35 PM EST)
I liked the psychoanalysis section of the site too Roger, too bad I stopped seeing my doctors or I'd try at least a couple of them out..for fun
Cool
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started by
roger
(05.14.2002 1:23:56 AM EST)
LMAO @ psychoanalysis
Just protecting my sheep
Some great stuff !
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started by
marvin
(05.13.2002 6:22:53 PM EST)
going to explore some more.
Bondage?
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michaelcarl
(05.13.2002 5:43:30 PM EST)
I almost wiped on a forklift but nothing like this wow....
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